I've read a lot of bad books. I used to review books for a living, and when you're a reviewer you read tons of terrible books.
John GreenIn general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.
John GreenBut there are a thousand ways to look at it: maybe the strings break, or maybe our ship s sink, or maybe we're grass--our roots so interdependent that no one is dead as long as someone is still alive. We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors, is what I mean. But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.
John Green