I know what happens a the end of falling-landing.

I change my keyboard between every book. I usually shop around. I'm very passionate about the physical feel of pressing the keys. It's got to have the right springiness. I tend to find the built-in keys very unsatisfying, the keys are low-profile and don't really do anything - I want it to feel like I'm typing.

The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are sick. Those urges just become transfigured by illness.

You were clearly not doing your part in the clover search, perv.

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

Good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget.