That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

The last time I was this scared, I peed myself." "The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards.

Our role as humans is to recognize the complexity of others.

...It was nice to spend time with someone so interesting.

No matter how hard you kick, no matter how high you get, you can't go all the way around.

I knew that I would know more dead people. The bodies pile up. Could there be a space in my memory for each of them, or would I forget a little of Alaska every day for the rest of my life?