We landed, in fact, parallel to a canal, like there were two runways: one for us and one for waterfowl.

There's no way of knowing that your last good day is Your Last Good Day. At the time, it is just another good day.

The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of them, even though they contain most of our lives. I wondered if that was sort of the point of architecture.

memories fall apart too.

But pizza was originally Italian, although, Italian pizza doesn't taste much like this because this pizza is fortified with sodium. Which is a mineral...or a vitamin. All I know is that it's good for you.

She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as a I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall.

Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder