the problem is not suffering itself or oblivion itself but the depraved meaninglessness of these things, the absolutely inhuman nihilism of suffering.

Just spend a few more months playing video games. That hand-eye coordination will come in handy when you get to third base.

You're not going to impose the patriarchal paradigm on me.

There's not even real *popularity* at my school." "That," Coli said emphatically, "is a sentence that has only ever been spoken by popular people.

I can't remember, because I never knew.

In the darkest days, the Lord puts the best people into your life." (p. 28)

Tiny Cooper is not the world's gayest person, and he is not the world's largest person, but I believe he may be the world's largest person who is really, really gay, and also the world's gayest person who is really, really large.