I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect.

People like what they like. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.

Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.

You wouldn't want to live a life in which you are loved or approved by all people on Earth or even within your own geodetic dome full of your jumpsuited followers.

I never stopped feeling abject terror until I got on television and went on a national ad campaign and realized, "I will be able to feed my children. I have somehow averted the destiny that awaited me, which is endless, crippling debt forever."

From a very selfish point of view, I'm enchanted by the idea that a politician can come along and speak simply and clearly and truthfully to an electorate as though they are grown-ups and to feel the electorate respond to that.

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.