I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me.

My fame is due to broadcast television.

I would say 70 percent of people who are in therapy are in therapy not because of their upbringing, not because of their mean sister or obsessions, but because of anxiety brought about by lack of financial security.

Part of the transaction between writer and reader is the pleasure of building a community and encouraging people to play along.

I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.

I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time.