Even the worst job has its benefits and so does being a professional literary agent, and - I know I said this at the time but I still believe it - the worst job is the one that you know is wrong for you, but you still do it. You're afraid to quit.

All books should be trilogies; I mean I think we all agree on that.

For a long time, I would write without music, because I thought it was distracting until I appreciated that it actually unlocks a certain unconscious productivity vault in my mind.

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music.

Americans don't need a metaphor for war. We have war. If anything, we use war as a metaphor for sports.

I'm not sure if that answers the question and I have absolutely no problem with any major world religion on Earth.