Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies.

Unfortunately for humanity, I've gotten into the habit of providing my own closing music for shows by singing a song and playing the ukulele.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

The fact is I'm very self-similar.

Anyone of conscience could come look at my book and see it as an esoteric oddity or be intrigued by it. It could happen either way on a thousand different little decisions each individual might make.

There is no ritual that enhances creativity other than just starting.

Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with each other and that means going to the dump illegally and dumping your garbage and hoping the guys don't call you on it and being terrified of this to your core until you realize after many years that the guys at the dump don't really care where your garbage is coming from.