I believe that the federal government should be laying down broadband like Eisenhower laid down interstates.

Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with each other and that means going to the dump illegally and dumping your garbage and hoping the guys don't call you on it and being terrified of this to your core until you realize after many years that the guys at the dump don't really care where your garbage is coming from.

As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports.

Generally speaking, I, like anyone else who does anything publicly, like it when people like what I do, and would like to hear as much.

If you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason. They do not choose how, when, or whom they shove. They are doing this in order to please one angry old man on the sidelines. This old man is called the 'coach' or 'yelling surrogate' dad who will never be happy.

My candidacy is a compelling argument for my candidacy. I want to be President.

I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.