I never stopped feeling abject terror until I got on television and went on a national ad campaign and realized, "I will be able to feed my children. I have somehow averted the destiny that awaited me, which is endless, crippling debt forever."

I know nothing about letting go.

I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.

People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.

I never stopped feeling abject terror until I got on television and went on a national ad campaign and realized, "I will be able to feed my children. I have somehow averted the destiny that awaited me, which is endless, crippling debt forever."

Do not listen to the killjoys who tell you never to eat oysters in months that do not contain the letter R: May, June, July, August, Octoba. You know.

I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.