I say, if you're going to eat a creature alive, you have to expect some screaming. That is the carnivore's burden.

I think that by the time I start writing the third book, of course, I will be President Of The United States, and that also will have something to do with it. I'll probably have to acknowledge that somehow.

Unfortunately for humanity, I've gotten into the habit of providing my own closing music for shows by singing a song and playing the ukulele.

I am not an Internet superstar.

By the way, if I have my own cult of personality with my own geodetic dome in western Massachusetts, I will have a hurt yurt for anyone who crosses me.

This is one of the defining sorrows of books: that we cannot see one another.

My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.