I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way.

My biggest fear is mindlessly and stupidly repeating myself.

The only notes that matter come in a wad

I've always said, I thought the Sex Pistols was more Music Hall than anything else - because I think that really, more truths are said in humour than any other form.

I don't like the monikers, and I don't like being pigeonholed. You know, I'm a human being.

You never know how things will work out. After all the bad reasons in the world, some good came out.

If you really want the truth of anything, don't use Wikipedia.