I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way.

Situationism is a ludicrous proposition. It's ill-formed and it's perfectly French. That Gallic disposition towards common sense. L'Anarchie!

You'll find that empty vessels make the most sound.

Being born into the Royal Family is like being born into a mental asylum. Marrying into it is not something to be taken lightly.

I love conversation and the sharing of different thoughts and philosophies. That kind of stuff always makes me happy. I don't mind interviews, either - I like doing them.

I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine.

It's nice to be a part of history but people should get it right. I may not be perfect, but I'm bloody close.