I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.

Might be a quarter life crisis, just disturbin' in my soul.

Friends, lovers, or nothing, we can really only ever be one.

Very few things in life are worthy of the kind of emotional distress we put ourselves through.

You should have a picture of yourself as a kid in your home so that you remember where you came from.

Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing.

Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.