It's better to say too much, than never to say what you need to say again.
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Who says I can't be free from all of the things that I used to be?
There's a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: 'Where's the thing?
I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
I just wish they'd put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn't describe what I feel.