Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing.
John MayerI'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.
John MayerI don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
John Mayer