It is desperately important to remember when enough is enough, when you've finished the scene.

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

Irritable Judges suffer from a bad case of premature adjudication.

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself.

Rumpole, you must move with the times." "If I don't like the way the times are moving, I shall refuse to accompany them.

No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.