The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech.

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

Loyalty to the school to which your parents pay to send you seemed to me like feeling loyalty to Selfridges.

I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is.

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

There is always time for failure