Never shake hands with colleagues in court; the customers think you're making deals.

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

Loyalty to the school to which your parents pay to send you seemed to me like feeling loyalty to Selfridges.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

I had inherited what my father called the art of the advocate, or the irritating habit of looking for the flaw in any argument.

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.