Understudies don't normally get invited to openings.

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for.

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

I wish I could go tell 12-year-old me like I don't worry that you just fainted in front of all the girls, one day you'll be able to make this into an episode of TV.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.