I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
John MulaneyYou can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
John MulaneyIn every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.
John Mulaney