All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
John MulaneyI was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
John MulaneyIll book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines
John MulaneyThe best-case scenario is everything goes perfect and smooth, but we're also a new and weird show. So all my conversations were, "Hey last night didn't go perfect but we kind of know what we've got in store for everybody episode-wise."
John Mulaney