I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for.

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.