I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.
John MulaneyYou all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.
John MulaneyI'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.
John Mulaney