I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

My standup persona is like I'll heighten things, but I'm observing the world as it is in sort of a heightened emotional state.

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

An episode that is near and dear to my heart is the entire cast in one room for the night because we get bed bugs in our apartment building so we have to stay with Martin Short.