I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.

As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter With my friends, I was still an extrovert.

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.

The best-case scenario is everything goes perfect and smooth, but we're also a new and weird show. So all my conversations were, "Hey last night didn't go perfect but we kind of know what we've got in store for everybody episode-wise."

Understudies don't normally get invited to openings.

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.