Things don't exist until they exist.
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.
I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.
Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken