Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

My standup persona is like I'll heighten things, but I'm observing the world as it is in sort of a heightened emotional state.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

If I was at the Comedy Cellar at midnight you yelled at the back of the room. But you, for television, play it to the camera because yes you're communicating to the people at home using the studio audience that's right in front of you as a guide for that.