If I was at the Comedy Cellar at midnight you yelled at the back of the room. But you, for television, play it to the camera because yes you're communicating to the people at home using the studio audience that's right in front of you as a guide for that.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter With my friends, I was still an extrovert.

You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.

Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.