I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.

I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.

You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.

I wish I could go tell 12-year-old me like I don't worry that you just fainted in front of all the girls, one day you'll be able to make this into an episode of TV.

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance you're playing to the camera.