I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines