George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.

In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.

There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth.

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

Censorship is the commonest social blasphemy because it is mostly concealed, built into us by indolence, self-interest and cowardice.

Writers don't need love; all they require is money.

And even in the hatred of the majority, there's a kind of triumph because I know that, although they'd never admit it, they secretly respect me.