I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.
Writers don't need love; all they require is money.
Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.
Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay
Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.
We all of us waited for him to die. The family sent him a check every month, and hoped he'd get on with it quietly, without too much vulgar fuss.