Writers don't need love; all they require is money.
They spend their time looking forward to the past.
Don't be afraid of being emotional. You won't die of it.
I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.
We all of us waited for him to die. The family sent him a check every month, and hoped he'd get on with it quietly, without too much vulgar fuss.
Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.