George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.
In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.
I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.
It is easy to answer the ultimate questions - it saves you bothering with the immediate ones.
The British public has always had an unerring taste for ungifted amateurs.
They spend their time looking forward to the past.