John Osborne Quotes

The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.

I must say it's pretty dreary living in the American Age - unless you're an American of course. Perhaps all our children will be Americans.

Heroes, whatever high ideas we may have of them, are mortal and not divine. We are all as God made us and many of us much worse.

Writers don't need love; all they require is money.

It is easy to answer the ultimate questions - it saves you bothering with the immediate ones.

A refined sort of butcher, a woman is.

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don't walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong.

Censorship is the commonest social blasphemy because it is mostly concealed, built into us by indolence, self-interest and cowardice.

Marriage is rather a silly habit.

They spend their time looking forward to the past.

Don't be afraid of being emotional. You won't die of it.

We all of us waited for him to die. The family sent him a check every month, and hoped he'd get on with it quietly, without too much vulgar fuss.

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth.

In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.

Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.

Let's pretend that we're human beings and that we're actually alive.

And even in the hatred of the majority, there's a kind of triumph because I know that, although they'd never admit it, they secretly respect me.

The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say -- or their beliefs -- or sex.

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.

Here we are, we're alone in the universe, there's no God, it just seems that it all began by something as simple as sunlight striking on a piece of rock. And here we are. We've only got ourselves. Somehow, we've just got to make a go of it. We've only ourselves.

George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.

The British public has always had an unerring taste for ungifted amateurs.

There's no such thing as failure - just waiting for success.

That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?

Oh heavens, how I long for a little ordinary human enthusiasm. Just enthusiasm - that's all. I want to hear a warm, thrilling voice cry out Hallelujah! Hallelujah! I'm alive!

You see I learnt at an early age what it was to be angry - angry and helpless. And I can never forget it. I knew more about - love... betrayal... and death, when I was ten years old than you will probably ever know in your life.