You see I learnt at an early age what it was to be angry - angry and helpless. And I can never forget it. I knew more about - love... betrayal... and death, when I was ten years old than you will probably ever know in your life.

In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.

Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.

There's no such thing as failure - just waiting for success.

George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?