Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.

You see I learnt at an early age what it was to be angry - angry and helpless. And I can never forget it. I knew more about - love... betrayal... and death, when I was ten years old than you will probably ever know in your life.

Writers don't need love; all they require is money.

They spend their time looking forward to the past.

Marriage is rather a silly habit.

George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.