Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.
Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay
Don't be afraid of being emotional. You won't die of it.
Marriage is rather a silly habit.
Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.
The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.