Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.
That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?
Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay
Heroes, whatever high ideas we may have of them, are mortal and not divine. We are all as God made us and many of us much worse.
Writers don't need love; all they require is money.
George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.