They spend their time looking forward to the past.

Let's pretend that we're human beings and that we're actually alive.

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.

I must say it's pretty dreary living in the American Age - unless you're an American of course. Perhaps all our children will be Americans.

I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don't walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong.

George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.

The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.