The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.
Marriage is rather a silly habit.
Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.
They spend their time looking forward to the past.
The British public has always had an unerring taste for ungifted amateurs.
Let's pretend that we're human beings and that we're actually alive.