Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay

In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.

Let's pretend that we're human beings and that we're actually alive.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don't walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong.

I must say it's pretty dreary living in the American Age - unless you're an American of course. Perhaps all our children will be Americans.

Censorship is the commonest social blasphemy because it is mostly concealed, built into us by indolence, self-interest and cowardice.