And even in the hatred of the majority, there's a kind of triumph because I know that, although they'd never admit it, they secretly respect me.

Writers don't need love; all they require is money.

The British public has always had an unerring taste for ungifted amateurs.

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

There's no such thing as failure - just waiting for success.

George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant.

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.