The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.