Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.