Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she was alive.

Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.