When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.

Fear sits and smiles and is predatory, immobile and silent and serene; an observer who conserves his energy and is content to wait.

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.