It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she was alive.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

Fear is a scavenger who feeds on the future; on what may be and what is possible, extending down the line of our lives.

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.

As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.