Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us.