I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.

Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.