I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.

I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.