I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.

The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.

Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.