I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.

When it came time to make the audiobook, Audible did an ingenious thing: they asked both Wil Wheaton and Amber Benson to record entire versions of the book. As the author, I'm impressed with Audible's commitment to my narrative -- and I'm geeking out that both Wil and Amber are reading my book. This is fantastic.

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.