Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.

When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

Fear sits and smiles and is predatory, immobile and silent and serene; an observer who conserves his energy and is content to wait.

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.