I've bought the same used car from the same man since I was 16 - a Buick every time. They always work, I don't care what color it is. I don't want people to recognize my car in case I want to commit a crime.
John WatersIf your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.
John WatersThe only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.
John WatersIf you're a parent, I tell you how to get through Christmas. I think that if you've ever had a bad feeling about Christmas coming, I'll tell you how to deal with it. So, I think in a way it's like going to a sane psychiatrist that actually gives you some good advice, I hope!
John Waters