Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.
John WatersI would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery.
John WatersYou go to school to figure out who you want to be and how you can do it, and [maybe] I should have, because the films would probably be technically better.
John Waters